Medical Musical Ditties

Medical Ditties

When I was doing hospitalist rotations with our residents I would typically finish the rotation by bringing donuts and "entertaining" the crew with some medical songs. Some are parodies, some original.

Enjoy!

Songs

Synthetic canthenones are dangerous abused drugs and marketed as "plant food" or "bath salts". This can lead to confusion...
Junior Put the Bath Salts in the Bathtub

The Electronic Health Record is great... when it works. When it doesn't you need to get the system back up.
EHR Viagra

With a tune partially borrowed from "La Cucaracha", this is not recommended as a way to discuss a diagnosis with a patient
It's Emphysema

A dark parody of Hotel California
Hotel Holston Valley

Written about 2005, there are better medications now available
The Atrial Fibrillation Song

Something I hope to never have...
My Oh My MI